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Behold, a New Quiz
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After these important messages:
Here is a farewell to Benoit Mandelbrot, who died on October 14th.
I'm usually not a big fan of emoticons, but this one I'll admit is pretty good. Maybe it is just because I say that all the time.
<talking about something, I don't even>
Km: get ad revenue
Km: click on the ads on your site
Km: get rich quick
Km: develop tendonitis
Km: get sued by google
Km: steam update
It has been so long since I did a quiz, I thought I'd fill out another just to have an updated journal on my page. From
who got it from 
.
ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Sctt
TWO - Are you single?: Yesh
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 8
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Blue
FIVE - Least favorite color?: Pea Green
SIX - Favorite candy?: Sees chocolates I guess
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: all of the balls
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: I guess it's alright
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Not really
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: For class itself: Government
For the subject: Calculus
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: I don't even know what those are.
TWELVE - How do you make money?: Chores, sometimes get odd jobs from people
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: I hate my friends
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: High
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: Nope
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: ...
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: I only have one... and they are kinda falling apart cuz ive had them for almost two years
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: not big ones.
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you are right now? idk, it's getting dark so my home is a pretty good place to be atm, and if I went too far it would just be too confusing to suddenly be elsewhere.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now? idk
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Not really
HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: This new music to which I've been listening
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: taking a quiz that uses "honestly" too much
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Sure, I'm sure you could find some things
Honestly, do you watch disney channel? Ew no, I don't watch TV
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? I think it was that one mang I alluded to a few quizzes back
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: eh not really a whole lot
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: people who correct spelign on IM. Otherwise I stay reasonably calm.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Noes
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: idk, I guess it wouldn't hurt
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret?: Why would I reveal that here anyway? The overuse of the word "honestly" won't help you here.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: well... I guess not but it varies
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THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: I'm really bad at gum bubbles, but other kinds like with bubble soap, yes.
Can you dance?: I can do easy dances, and I've been told I have potential to learn better ones.
Can you do a cart wheel?: yeah
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: I've tried a few times, never been successful
Can you whistle?: yesh
Can you wiggle your ears?: I dont think so
Can you wiggle your nose?: yeah
Can you roll your tongue?: yes
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: idk
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ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?: I usually talk less (if possible) and ponder over my anger. I patiently wait for it to pass and I refrain from being rude in a serious way.
Bit someone so hard that the bite got infected: lol no
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad: I don't think so
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CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: nope
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: nope
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: nope
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: nope
Ever cried over the same sex?: nope
Do you cry when you get an injury?: nope
Do certain songs make you cry?: nope
Do certain movies make you cry?: nope, I tried. really. It was an experiment.
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HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: I wouldn't say so
Does being with your friends make you happy?: Sometimes
Do you believe in yourself?: idk, varies
Do you wish you were happier?: sure
Can music make you happy?: it can help, sure.
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LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: nope
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: nope
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you.': yeah, but it wasn't serious
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HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Not really
Have you ever been on a hit list?: I doubt it kinda
Are you a mean bully?: no, I'm a polite bully.
Do you hate George Bush?: I don't know him personally. I don't hate Osama bin Laden either.
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SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: no, not extremely
Do you think you're good looking?: I'm trying to improve myself all the time but I wouldn't say such a thing about myself, that would be absurd
Do you wish you could be someone else?: I have before
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LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: darkbrown
Current piercings?: none
Have any tattoos?: Nope
Straight hair or curly?: straight
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CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: Brown
Necklace(s)?: none
Shoes?: None, barefoot
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HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: Yeah
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Nope
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: nope
Laughed so hard you cried?: not really
Got in a fight with someone?: Well I did as a child with my sister, I think all children do that with siblings. These days I don't really get into fights, I find it a little immature in most cases.
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THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: My mum
Person you talked to online?: Jakama
Person you hugged?: Jenny
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RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: Sure, they are alright
Do you get along with your parents?: yeah
Do you have mental breakdowns?: nah
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CURRENT:
Current mood: Alright
Current music: Ooh La - The Kooks
Current hair style: normal
Current crush: not really
Current thing I ought to be doing: idk
Current windows open: Firefox, Winamp, Steam chat
Current desktop picture: My fractal, Luminescence.
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THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: No
Did you ever run away from home?: No
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: No
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: No
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THE DOS
Do you know how to swim?: Yea
Do you like roller coasters?: They are kinda cool
Do you own a bike?: Yep
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Which reality shows? I wouldn't eat the Man Vs Wild stuff if that's what you mean. Are cooking shows reality tv? If so, then I would eat that...
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THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: not any more than normal human hair loss
Does your car get good gas mileage?: When I get one I'll try for that
Does your family have family picnics?: noes, we never go anywhere
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THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: no > = P
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: Not painted, but drawn on with pen
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THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: About 6'1", or 186cm
How much money do you have on you right now?: ON me, none atm
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THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: There was a gathering last weekend.
Last thing someone said to you?: At dinner there was some discussion of cuisine in various countries
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THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: Long Distance Call - Phoenix
What is the weather outside?: Warm, dark
What radio station do you listen to?: Party107 Internet Radio
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Can't recall
What was the last movie you watched?: Fargo (was good)
Here is a farewell to Benoit Mandelbrot, who died on October 14th.
I'm usually not a big fan of emoticons, but this one I'll admit is pretty good. Maybe it is just because I say that all the time.
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Km: get ad revenue
Km: click on the ads on your site
Km: get rich quick
Km: develop tendonitis
Km: get sued by google
Km: steam update
It has been so long since I did a quiz, I thought I'd fill out another just to have an updated journal on my page. From
who got it from .ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Sctt
TWO - Are you single?: Yesh
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 8
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Blue
FIVE - Least favorite color?: Pea Green
SIX - Favorite candy?: Sees chocolates I guess
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: all of the balls
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: I guess it's alright
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Not really
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: For class itself: Government
For the subject: Calculus
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: I don't even know what those are.
TWELVE - How do you make money?: Chores, sometimes get odd jobs from people
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: I hate my friends
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: High
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: Nope
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: ...
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: I only have one... and they are kinda falling apart cuz ive had them for almost two years
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: not big ones.
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you are right now? idk, it's getting dark so my home is a pretty good place to be atm, and if I went too far it would just be too confusing to suddenly be elsewhere.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now? idk
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Not really
HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: This new music to which I've been listening
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: taking a quiz that uses "honestly" too much
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Sure, I'm sure you could find some things
Honestly, do you watch disney channel? Ew no, I don't watch TV
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? I think it was that one mang I alluded to a few quizzes back
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: eh not really a whole lot
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: people who correct spelign on IM. Otherwise I stay reasonably calm.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Noes
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: idk, I guess it wouldn't hurt
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret?: Why would I reveal that here anyway? The overuse of the word "honestly" won't help you here.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: well... I guess not but it varies
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THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: I'm really bad at gum bubbles, but other kinds like with bubble soap, yes.
Can you dance?: I can do easy dances, and I've been told I have potential to learn better ones.
Can you do a cart wheel?: yeah
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: I've tried a few times, never been successful
Can you whistle?: yesh
Can you wiggle your ears?: I dont think so
Can you wiggle your nose?: yeah
Can you roll your tongue?: yes
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: idk
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ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?: I usually talk less (if possible) and ponder over my anger. I patiently wait for it to pass and I refrain from being rude in a serious way.
Bit someone so hard that the bite got infected: lol no
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad: I don't think so
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CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: nope
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: nope
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: nope
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: nope
Ever cried over the same sex?: nope
Do you cry when you get an injury?: nope
Do certain songs make you cry?: nope
Do certain movies make you cry?: nope, I tried. really. It was an experiment.
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HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: I wouldn't say so
Does being with your friends make you happy?: Sometimes
Do you believe in yourself?: idk, varies
Do you wish you were happier?: sure
Can music make you happy?: it can help, sure.
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LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: nope
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: nope
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you.': yeah, but it wasn't serious
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HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Not really
Have you ever been on a hit list?: I doubt it kinda
Are you a mean bully?: no, I'm a polite bully.
Do you hate George Bush?: I don't know him personally. I don't hate Osama bin Laden either.
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SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: no, not extremely
Do you think you're good looking?: I'm trying to improve myself all the time but I wouldn't say such a thing about myself, that would be absurd
Do you wish you could be someone else?: I have before
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LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: darkbrown
Current piercings?: none
Have any tattoos?: Nope
Straight hair or curly?: straight
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CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: Brown
Necklace(s)?: none
Shoes?: None, barefoot
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HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: Yeah
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Nope
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: nope
Laughed so hard you cried?: not really
Got in a fight with someone?: Well I did as a child with my sister, I think all children do that with siblings. These days I don't really get into fights, I find it a little immature in most cases.
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THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: My mum
Person you talked to online?: Jakama
Person you hugged?: Jenny
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RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: Sure, they are alright
Do you get along with your parents?: yeah
Do you have mental breakdowns?: nah
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CURRENT:
Current mood: Alright
Current music: Ooh La - The Kooks
Current hair style: normal
Current crush: not really
Current thing I ought to be doing: idk
Current windows open: Firefox, Winamp, Steam chat
Current desktop picture: My fractal, Luminescence.
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THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: No
Did you ever run away from home?: No
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: No
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: No
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THE DOS
Do you know how to swim?: Yea
Do you like roller coasters?: They are kinda cool
Do you own a bike?: Yep
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Which reality shows? I wouldn't eat the Man Vs Wild stuff if that's what you mean. Are cooking shows reality tv? If so, then I would eat that...
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THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: not any more than normal human hair loss
Does your car get good gas mileage?: When I get one I'll try for that
Does your family have family picnics?: noes, we never go anywhere
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THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: no > = P
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: Not painted, but drawn on with pen
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THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: About 6'1", or 186cm
How much money do you have on you right now?: ON me, none atm
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THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: There was a gathering last weekend.
Last thing someone said to you?: At dinner there was some discussion of cuisine in various countries
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THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: Long Distance Call - Phoenix
What is the weather outside?: Warm, dark
What radio station do you listen to?: Party107 Internet Radio
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Can't recall
What was the last movie you watched?: Fargo (was good)
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Hands-on is at but is not 9:09am
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1. Your Name: Draztak
2. Age: Old as the sun
3. Single or Taken: not taken
4. Favourite Film: The one where no one asks me what my "favorite X" is
5. Favourite Song or Album: that concerto of silence thing
6. Favourite Band/Artist: arm/synax444
7. Dirty or Clean: clean in most of the possible meanings this q could have
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: none
10. What's your philosophy on life? No distinct philosophy really. I live for the hell of it. I have nothing better to do..
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? I filled it to more like three quarters full, but I drank some. Now it is three-eighths empty.
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? Dubstep? Calvin Harris? idk
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: Nonmagon
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
1- The ability to change things about myself freely
2- A turkey sammich
3- An infinite plane of nothingness I could go to, where time is irrelevant
Some of these are referring to the person who tagged you, I assume:
17. Can we get together and make a cake? if I get to eat it too.
18. Which country is your home? Whatever country you live in, seeing as how I am RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
19. What is your big weakness? Weaknesses.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? No. Rose is a terrible person.
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? Maths, sciences
22. Describe your accent: silence
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? idk, maybe. I don't really care.
24. What do you wear to sleep? a bed
25. Trousers or skirts? Trousers I guess
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol.
Not all that exciting, but I was tagged so I HAD to do it man. I won't bother to tag anyone. Do this if you are seriously bored as hell.
2. Age: Old as the sun
3. Single or Taken: not taken
4. Favourite Film: The one where no one asks me what my "favorite X" is
5. Favourite Song or Album: that concerto of silence thing
6. Favourite Band/Artist: arm/synax444
7. Dirty or Clean: clean in most of the possible meanings this q could have
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: none
10. What's your philosophy on life? No distinct philosophy really. I live for the hell of it. I have nothing better to do..
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? I filled it to more like three quarters full, but I drank some. Now it is three-eighths empty.
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure? Dubstep? Calvin Harris? idk
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: Nonmagon
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
1- The ability to change things about myself freely
2- A turkey sammich
3- An infinite plane of nothingness I could go to, where time is irrelevant
Some of these are referring to the person who tagged you, I assume:
17. Can we get together and make a cake? if I get to eat it too.
18. Which country is your home? Whatever country you live in, seeing as how I am RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
19. What is your big weakness? Weaknesses.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? No. Rose is a terrible person.
21. What was your best/favourite subject at school? Maths, sciences
22. Describe your accent: silence
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? idk, maybe. I don't really care.
24. What do you wear to sleep? a bed
25. Trousers or skirts? Trousers I guess
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol.
Not all that exciting, but I was tagged so I HAD to do it man. I won't bother to tag anyone. Do this if you are seriously bored as hell.
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All Toasters Do This
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This is likely the greatest failure I have seen from deviantART.
DD comment: "~caoimhghin's work shows true ingenuity in how bright, colourful palettes are used brilliantly to construct cheerful exteriors, breathing lyrical richness to everyday lives and occurrences ; GARMENT FACTORY stands as an excellent example. Please enjoy!"
The painting is of a freaking SWEATSHOP in INDIA. While getting the Daily Deviation might be a great compliment for most, the comments on this are probably very offensive to the artist, making for a rather unclear award.
Hey it are my bday today (Mar 2)
Sweet.
From a Steam chat yesterday -
Draztak: have you tried it?
Thanfox: Would you believe me if I said yes?
Draztak: Would you believe me if I said no?
Thanfox: Would you believe me if I said perhaps?
Draztak: yeah.
Thanfox: well, perhaps.
Draztak: no.
Thanfox: yes I have.
IMA BEE
Ya'know that saying "If you had infinite monkeys pounding on infinite keyboards eventually you would get the complete works of Shakespeare"? I always thought it was sort of stupid and inefficient. You really only need one monkey pounding on one keyboard for a very long time (not infinite time) to get the complete works of Shakespeare (assuming everything is invincible). If you had infinite monkeys and infinite keyboards you would get the complete works of Shakespeare (and every other thing it is possible to type) typed out right off the bat with no mistakes, an INFINITE NUMBER OF TIMES. Also, an infinite number will have every possible mistake in every document.
Something that can actually do a small rap on your brain is this thought:
Imagine you have a loaded die. This loaded die will land on the 6, 99 times out of 100. So, one out of every 100 rolls you will get something other than a 6 (int 1-5).
Okay, now roll it an infinite number of times.
You will obviously get 6 an infinite number of times, but you will also get every other number an infinite number of times. So, did you get a 1 the same number of times as you got 6 (getting a 1 is probably the least likely of all the numbers if the die was weighted)?
'Tis just a way of showing that probability doesn't have shit on infinity.
ANYWAY
Also, do you think if you had an infinitely large room and an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of the correct parts and tools on the ground, would the monkeys be able to construct a computer? I was thinking maybe they could through a random series of accidents, but my mum thinks every monkey would do pretty much the same sort of thing and not be able to do so even though there are infinite of them.
All In One Place: Those sites where people submit failures in communication
bash.org - IRC & various IM, mostly college students messing around and writing code in Linux
Texts From Last Night - Cell phone texting, mostly high school/college students recalling crazy parties and sexual relations
Recommendation: on TFLN search for the term "Woke" and read the first 19 or so pages. I lol'd many a time.
My Life is Average - Tales of RL, mostly high school students being weird
FMyLife - This site makes me hate humanity. Submitted stories of people doing incredibly stupid stuff IRL.
Not Always Right - The customer not only isn't always right, but may be a little DERP. (Suggested by ~Jopakopamopa)
Also:
Failbook - I used to call Facebook Failbook before anyway, but now this is a site dedicated to fails on the social networking site. There are a few like this one.
The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks - "Satisfy" your inner grammar nazi.
Dagobah Flash Gallery - Don't go here why did I link it on my journal I don't even
A LITTLE SKEWED IN TRANSLATION QUIZ
Rule #1: Do not listen to their lies.
Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to touch ANYTHING unless someone massages you and pays.
Rule #3: Be completely ???.
Rule #4: PROFIT!
Answer: True or False or FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU or all both. Say it with respect! You are talking to the Internet!
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list?
fffalse sirs.
Q: Been arrested?
That is a negative.
Q: Do you like someone?
t-fraulese
Q: Held a snake?
T-t-t-true.
Q: Been suspended from school?
falz
Q: Sang karaoke?
I AIN'T NEVER-
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
True╣
Q: Laughed until you started crying?
F-F-F-FALSE
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
True I think maybe sorta kinda a bit
Q: Kissed in the rain?
sir no sir
Q: Sang in the shower?
sir I don't think so sir
Q: Sat on a roof top?
Yes sir.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
sir I think it is sorta stupid that I have to say sir so often when talking to you sir sir
sir but false sir
Q: Broken a bone?
false.
Q: Shaved your head?
False.
Q: Played a prank on someone?
True, but twas but a wee prank.
Q: Shot a gun?
I- I... I don't remember.
Q: Donated Blood?
False. I WILL DEFEND MY BLOOD
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
Last Person or honeybabe (I guess honeybabes are not people) :
1. You hung out with?
2. You texted?
The only person I have ever texted was a uh.. friend-.. of a friend because my friend was driving and couldn't phone at the moment because he was on a freeway at night in snowy weather. Also I have never owned a cell phone or device with which texting in the strict meaning of the word was possible.
3. You were in a car with?
my papá.
4. Went to the movies with?
uhh I believe it was that same friend as mentioned earlier
5. Person you went to shop with?
went to A shop with? because I don't go out with friends for the specific purpose of shopping.
6. You talked on the phone?
sorta
7. Made you laugh?
NIKO BELLIC MY KOMRADE AND FAVORITE RAGDOLL
8. You hugged?
I will go ahead and not mention any names here. No one will suspect-
Answer Truthfully (you knew you weren't supposed to be telling the truth anywhere else in the quiz right?)
1. Sun or moon?
Moon. It doesn't burn my eyes or give me cancer, but provides a little bit of light (because of the sun I know but still).
2. Winter or Fall?
Winter. Fall sucks.
3. Left or Right?
How am I supposed to answer these truthfully? Why is that important? SO MANY QUESTIONS
4. Sunny or rainy?
I prefer rainy usually. Of course foggy and gray is my favorite weather.
5. Where do you live?
In a galaxy fairly close to here, actually.
6. Club or pub?
Club I guess, because sometimes clubs are like raves. Pubs sound like they might have friendlier people though...
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on?
depends on the situation, but prolly
8. Do you want to get married?
sure idk
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl for the most part. I had spaghetti for dinner yesterday, I would know.
11. Are you afraid of commitment?
idk, in some cases maybe. depends on to what I may be committing myself
12. What is your greatest hope/wish?
Spend my life with death.
13. Do you crook?
wut
14. Current mood?
They say they don't trust you me
15. Color of underwear?
lim x->-4 f(x){(sin(2x))/4 x>0, 3x/4+17 x<0, log(x)/log(26) x=0} is title related.
In the Last 48.0 Hours, Have You
1. Sang?
No sir.
2. Listened to music?
Of course.
3. Danced Crazy?
No.
4. Cried?
not even in the last 48 months
5. Liked someone you can't have?
check e^(pi*sqrt(-1))=-1
9000 Firsts
1. Who was your first prom date?
N/A
2. Who was your first roommate?
yer'face
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time?
um
4. What was your first job?
Haven't had an official job before, but I once assembled and calibrated medical equipment for a rich dude. Only was 4 hrs of work but got paid 80 bux.
5. What was your first car?
for some reason I sorta like the BMW 3 series. prolly expensive tho, unless I can find one cheap on the tubes.
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing?
idk, been to liek 5 or 6 now
7. Who was your first grade teacher?
an okay dude. I don't think the internet cares about names liek these.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
N/A, want it to be either somewhere in europe or hastings
10. When did you sneak out of your house for the first time?
don't think I have.
11. Who was your first best friend?
Jared, who has changed dramatically since then.
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school?
well
13. Where was your first sleepover?
hmmm... maybe that one friend's, but I'm not sure.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
I don't call people typically, bad day or not.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or groomsman?
never been to a wedding
16. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning?
ate breakfast.
17. What was the first concert you went to?
well never been to a proper concert, but I went to that one rave.
18. What was the last concert you went to?
same
19. First tattoo or piercing?
none
20. First celebrity crush?
nope
21. Current celebrity crush?
None.
22. First crush?
there was taht one level in heretic that had a big ass-crusher.
23. Current crush?
bootheel
24. First time you tied your shoe laces?
first grade I think
Seven names you go by:
1. Skuttlez
2. Skut
3. Nikolai Korsakov
4. Kanshou
5. Draztak
6. Scott
7. Quaqmaster
Three things you are wearing right now:
1. face
2. another face for warmth
3. one more face
Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. &%#%$^@*!*%#&
2. time
3. brain
Three people who will probably fill this out:
1. WHREEE
2. EEEEEE
3. EEEEEE
Two things you did last night:
1. Talk to that one australian guy
2. be driven
Two things you ate last night:
1. drank
2. cheezits
Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1.
2. that one friend guy from before again
Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. music
2. read
3. work
Two longest car rides:
1. Oregon
2. Yosemite
Favorite beverages:
1. Eggnog
2. Cold Drank, when made with fresh ingredients
Various Features and Shtuff
~Nuukeer made an amazing piece of space art just a bit ago. Check it out mangs!
I know he just got a DD, but if you missed it *Ryohei-Hase is a pretty cool guy. Eh draws WHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DD comment: "~caoimhghin's work shows true ingenuity in how bright, colourful palettes are used brilliantly to construct cheerful exteriors, breathing lyrical richness to everyday lives and occurrences ; GARMENT FACTORY stands as an excellent example. Please enjoy!"
The painting is of a freaking SWEATSHOP in INDIA. While getting the Daily Deviation might be a great compliment for most, the comments on this are probably very offensive to the artist, making for a rather unclear award.
Hey it are my bday today (Mar 2)Sweet.
From a Steam chat yesterday -
Draztak: have you tried it?
Thanfox: Would you believe me if I said yes?
Draztak: Would you believe me if I said no?
Thanfox: Would you believe me if I said perhaps?
Draztak: yeah.
Thanfox: well, perhaps.
Draztak: no.
Thanfox: yes I have.
IMA BEE
Ya'know that saying "If you had infinite monkeys pounding on infinite keyboards eventually you would get the complete works of Shakespeare"? I always thought it was sort of stupid and inefficient. You really only need one monkey pounding on one keyboard for a very long time (not infinite time) to get the complete works of Shakespeare (assuming everything is invincible). If you had infinite monkeys and infinite keyboards you would get the complete works of Shakespeare (and every other thing it is possible to type) typed out right off the bat with no mistakes, an INFINITE NUMBER OF TIMES. Also, an infinite number will have every possible mistake in every document.
Something that can actually do a small rap on your brain is this thought:
Imagine you have a loaded die. This loaded die will land on the 6, 99 times out of 100. So, one out of every 100 rolls you will get something other than a 6 (int 1-5).
Okay, now roll it an infinite number of times.
You will obviously get 6 an infinite number of times, but you will also get every other number an infinite number of times. So, did you get a 1 the same number of times as you got 6 (getting a 1 is probably the least likely of all the numbers if the die was weighted)?
'Tis just a way of showing that probability doesn't have shit on infinity.
ANYWAY
Also, do you think if you had an infinitely large room and an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of the correct parts and tools on the ground, would the monkeys be able to construct a computer? I was thinking maybe they could through a random series of accidents, but my mum thinks every monkey would do pretty much the same sort of thing and not be able to do so even though there are infinite of them.
All In One Place: Those sites where people submit failures in communication
bash.org - IRC & various IM, mostly college students messing around and writing code in Linux
Texts From Last Night - Cell phone texting, mostly high school/college students recalling crazy parties and sexual relations
Recommendation: on TFLN search for the term "Woke" and read the first 19 or so pages. I lol'd many a time.
My Life is Average - Tales of RL, mostly high school students being weird
FMyLife - This site makes me hate humanity. Submitted stories of people doing incredibly stupid stuff IRL.
Not Always Right - The customer not only isn't always right, but may be a little DERP. (Suggested by ~Jopakopamopa)
Also:
Failbook - I used to call Facebook Failbook before anyway, but now this is a site dedicated to fails on the social networking site. There are a few like this one.
The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks - "Satisfy" your inner grammar nazi.
Dagobah Flash Gallery - Don't go here why did I link it on my journal I don't even
A LITTLE SKEWED IN TRANSLATION QUIZ
Rule #1: Do not listen to their lies.
Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to touch ANYTHING unless someone massages you and pays.
Rule #3: Be completely ???.
Rule #4: PROFIT!
Answer: True or False or FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU or all both. Say it with respect! You are talking to the Internet!
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list?
fffalse sirs.
Q: Been arrested?
That is a negative.
Q: Do you like someone?
t-fraulese
Q: Held a snake?
T-t-t-true.
Q: Been suspended from school?
falz
Q: Sang karaoke?
I AIN'T NEVER-
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
True╣
Q: Laughed until you started crying?
F-F-F-FALSE
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
True I think maybe sorta kinda a bit
Q: Kissed in the rain?
sir no sir
Q: Sang in the shower?
sir I don't think so sir
Q: Sat on a roof top?
Yes sir.
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
sir I think it is sorta stupid that I have to say sir so often when talking to you sir sir
sir but false sir
Q: Broken a bone?
false.
Q: Shaved your head?
False.
Q: Played a prank on someone?
True, but twas but a wee prank.
Q: Shot a gun?
I- I... I don't remember.
Q: Donated Blood?
False. I WILL DEFEND MY BLOOD
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
Last Person or honeybabe (I guess honeybabes are not people) :
1. You hung out with?
2. You texted?
The only person I have ever texted was a uh.. friend-.. of a friend because my friend was driving and couldn't phone at the moment because he was on a freeway at night in snowy weather. Also I have never owned a cell phone or device with which texting in the strict meaning of the word was possible.
3. You were in a car with?
my papá.
4. Went to the movies with?
uhh I believe it was that same friend as mentioned earlier
5. Person you went to shop with?
went to A shop with? because I don't go out with friends for the specific purpose of shopping.
6. You talked on the phone?
sorta7. Made you laugh?
NIKO BELLIC MY KOMRADE AND FAVORITE RAGDOLL
8. You hugged?
I will go ahead and not mention any names here. No one will suspect-
Answer Truthfully (you knew you weren't supposed to be telling the truth anywhere else in the quiz right?)
1. Sun or moon?
Moon. It doesn't burn my eyes or give me cancer, but provides a little bit of light (because of the sun I know but still).
2. Winter or Fall?
Winter. Fall sucks.
3. Left or Right?
How am I supposed to answer these truthfully? Why is that important? SO MANY QUESTIONS
4. Sunny or rainy?
I prefer rainy usually. Of course foggy and gray is my favorite weather.
5. Where do you live?
In a galaxy fairly close to here, actually.
6. Club or pub?
Club I guess, because sometimes clubs are like raves. Pubs sound like they might have friendlier people though...
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on?
depends on the situation, but prolly
8. Do you want to get married?
sure idk
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
twirl for the most part. I had spaghetti for dinner yesterday, I would know.
11. Are you afraid of commitment?
idk, in some cases maybe. depends on to what I may be committing myself
12. What is your greatest hope/wish?
Spend my life with death.
13. Do you crook?
wut
14. Current mood?
They say they don't trust you me
15. Color of underwear?
lim x->-4 f(x){(sin(2x))/4 x>0, 3x/4+17 x<0, log(x)/log(26) x=0} is title related.
In the Last 48.0 Hours, Have You
1. Sang?
No sir.
2. Listened to music?
Of course.
3. Danced Crazy?
No.
4. Cried?
not even in the last 48 months
5. Liked someone you can't have?
check e^(pi*sqrt(-1))=-1
9000 Firsts
1. Who was your first prom date?
N/A
2. Who was your first roommate?
yer'face
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time?
um
4. What was your first job?
Haven't had an official job before, but I once assembled and calibrated medical equipment for a rich dude. Only was 4 hrs of work but got paid 80 bux.
5. What was your first car?
for some reason I sorta like the BMW 3 series. prolly expensive tho, unless I can find one cheap on the tubes.
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing?
idk, been to liek 5 or 6 now
7. Who was your first grade teacher?
an okay dude. I don't think the internet cares about names liek these.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
N/A, want it to be either somewhere in europe or hastings
10. When did you sneak out of your house for the first time?
don't think I have.
11. Who was your first best friend?
Jared, who has changed dramatically since then.
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school?
well
13. Where was your first sleepover?
hmmm... maybe that one friend's, but I'm not sure.
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
I don't call people typically, bad day or not.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or groomsman?
never been to a wedding
16. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning?
ate breakfast.
17. What was the first concert you went to?
well never been to a proper concert, but I went to that one rave.
18. What was the last concert you went to?
same
19. First tattoo or piercing?
none
20. First celebrity crush?
nope
21. Current celebrity crush?
None.
22. First crush?
there was taht one level in heretic that had a big ass-crusher.
23. Current crush?
bootheel
24. First time you tied your shoe laces?
first grade I think
Seven names you go by:
1. Skuttlez
2. Skut
3. Nikolai Korsakov
4. Kanshou
5. Draztak
6. Scott
7. Quaqmaster
Three things you are wearing right now:
1. face
2. another face for warmth
3. one more face
Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. &%#%$^@*!*%#&
2. time
3. brain
Three people who will probably fill this out:
1. WHREEE
2. EEEEEE
3. EEEEEE
Two things you did last night:
1. Talk to that one australian guy
2. be driven
Two things you ate last night:
1. drank
2. cheezits
Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1.
2. that one friend guy from before again
Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. music
2. read
3. work
Two longest car rides:
1. Oregon
2. Yosemite
Favorite beverages:
1. Eggnog
2. Cold Drank, when made with fresh ingredients
Various Features and Shtuff
~Nuukeer made an amazing piece of space art just a bit ago. Check it out mangs!
I know he just got a DD, but if you missed it *Ryohei-Hase is a pretty cool guy. Eh draws WHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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o no pigeons (Now with 187% more quiz)
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Can't decide what I should focus on. 3Ds Max? AutoCAD? Apophysis? Photoshop > Space Art? There are so many options and I don't have enough time to do all of them.
On a related note, this is from the Wikipedia article on Silverfish:
Silverfish are considered a household pest, due to their consumption and destruction of property.[6] While responsible for the contamination of food and other types of damage, they do not transmit disease. How ever have bEen known to grab human babies while the sleep and eat them. This has been documented in multiple cases.[17][2]
Jakama: apophysis wouldn't be that hard for a cat to learn
Thanfox <3's Cee: I dont mind Infected Mushroom
Okay guys I guess I might do a quiz from time to time but only if they are unique in some way and/or when I feel like doing one.
1. I've come to realize that my hair:
Is sorta lame and needs to be cooler somehow.
2. I've come to realize that when I talk:
a child dies from cancer in Africa
3. I've come to realize that I don't want:
to waste too much time
4. I've come to realize that all I really need:
Is to try to talk to people and get practice in whenever possible
5. I've come to realize that I've lost:
My bus pass.
6. I've come to realize that I hate it when:
People are near me while I am sleeping
7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk:
I will not be sober
8. I've come to realize that money:
Tends to appear in peoples' wallets if you continue to threaten them after they give you a little bit.
9. I've come to realize that when I get old:
I will greet strangers and tell them how to use my bro's cube
10. I've come to realize that I'll always be:
brutal
11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on:
you under my boot heel, if that makes sense. It means I will crush you under my boot heel. This means you will be compressed. It is a bad thing for you. You will be sad because I am crushing you under my boot heel.
12. I've come to realize that the last time I smiled was:
Not all that long ago I suppose
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone:
probably isn't in production yet. Dunno if I'll get one any time soon.
14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning:
what I do and think affects the entire day
15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night I:
am actually more intelligent than during the day
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about:
how to answer this question
17. I've come to realize that my life:
is sorta a bit dull
18. I've come to realize that my favorite drink is:
Mebbeh eggnog, but idk anymore
19. I've come to realize that today I will have:
hopefully gotten some more sleep and also hopefully have not killed my nervous system
20. I've come to realize that tonight I will:
talk to Thantoast then sleep, not do a lot of studying
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will:
Do engosh then autocod
22. I've come to realize that I really want to:
Attain more control of my mind
23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to re-post this is:
idk all the usual quiz people have already done it.
24. I've come to realize relationships are:
both good and bad
25. I've come to realize that love:
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
26. I've come to realize my best guy friend(s):
are pretty okay chaps
27. I've come to realize my best girl friend(s):
is a strange people
28. I've come to realize food is:
Pretty good when it contains a mixture of ingredients that work together to create a common flavor
29: I've come to realize that this summer:
Was okay I guess, though summers tend to get worse every year
30. I've come to realize heartbreak:
May result in death
31. I've come to realize that the person I like:
wears not a boot with which the person can crush me
32.I've come to realize that my brother:
died that way
33. I've come to realize that crying:
is annoying and not really useful for anything (disregarding studies that show that it is calming to the person doing the crying)
I actually came to realize this long ago, I must have been 6 or so when I last performed this action. It was after I accidentally spilled a bottle of pills (meant for my dog) into a bucket of water that was sitting in the sink. My parents yelled at me a lot because the bottle was worth $60. We ended up using every pill anyway (they were inside plastic capsules) so neither the rage or the crying did anything useful.
34. I've come to realize that death:
Is not a bad thing
35. I've come to realize that if I'm sick:
I will have a math test shortly. Even if am not going to school at the time.
36. I've come to realize when I'm bored:
I am usually tired as well
37. After answering every question I realize that:
Time is over.
On a related note, this is from the Wikipedia article on Silverfish:
Silverfish are considered a household pest, due to their consumption and destruction of property.[6] While responsible for the contamination of food and other types of damage, they do not transmit disease. How ever have bEen known to grab human babies while the sleep and eat them. This has been documented in multiple cases.[17][2]
Jakama: apophysis wouldn't be that hard for a cat to learn
Thanfox <3's Cee: I dont mind Infected Mushroom
Okay guys I guess I might do a quiz from time to time but only if they are unique in some way and/or when I feel like doing one.
1. I've come to realize that my hair:
Is sorta lame and needs to be cooler somehow.
2. I've come to realize that when I talk:
a child dies from cancer in Africa
3. I've come to realize that I don't want:
to waste too much time
4. I've come to realize that all I really need:
Is to try to talk to people and get practice in whenever possible
5. I've come to realize that I've lost:
My bus pass.
6. I've come to realize that I hate it when:
People are near me while I am sleeping
7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk:
I will not be sober
8. I've come to realize that money:
Tends to appear in peoples' wallets if you continue to threaten them after they give you a little bit.
9. I've come to realize that when I get old:
I will greet strangers and tell them how to use my bro's cube
10. I've come to realize that I'll always be:
brutal
11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on:
you under my boot heel, if that makes sense. It means I will crush you under my boot heel. This means you will be compressed. It is a bad thing for you. You will be sad because I am crushing you under my boot heel.
12. I've come to realize that the last time I smiled was:
Not all that long ago I suppose
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone:
probably isn't in production yet. Dunno if I'll get one any time soon.
14. I've come to realize that when I wake up in the morning:
what I do and think affects the entire day
15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night I:
am actually more intelligent than during the day
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about:
how to answer this question
17. I've come to realize that my life:
is sorta a bit dull
18. I've come to realize that my favorite drink is:
Mebbeh eggnog, but idk anymore
19. I've come to realize that today I will have:
hopefully gotten some more sleep and also hopefully have not killed my nervous system
20. I've come to realize that tonight I will:
talk to Thantoast then sleep, not do a lot of studying
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will:
Do engosh then autocod
22. I've come to realize that I really want to:
Attain more control of my mind
23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to re-post this is:
idk all the usual quiz people have already done it.
24. I've come to realize relationships are:
both good and bad
25. I've come to realize that love:
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
26. I've come to realize my best guy friend(s):
are pretty okay chaps
27. I've come to realize my best girl friend(s):
is a strange people
28. I've come to realize food is:
Pretty good when it contains a mixture of ingredients that work together to create a common flavor
29: I've come to realize that this summer:
Was okay I guess, though summers tend to get worse every year
30. I've come to realize heartbreak:
May result in death
31. I've come to realize that the person I like:
wears not a boot with which the person can crush me
32.I've come to realize that my brother:
died that way
33. I've come to realize that crying:
is annoying and not really useful for anything (disregarding studies that show that it is calming to the person doing the crying)
I actually came to realize this long ago, I must have been 6 or so when I last performed this action. It was after I accidentally spilled a bottle of pills (meant for my dog) into a bucket of water that was sitting in the sink. My parents yelled at me a lot because the bottle was worth $60. We ended up using every pill anyway (they were inside plastic capsules) so neither the rage or the crying did anything useful.
34. I've come to realize that death:
Is not a bad thing
35. I've come to realize that if I'm sick:
I will have a math test shortly. Even if am not going to school at the time.
36. I've come to realize when I'm bored:
I am usually tired as well
37. After answering every question I realize that:
Time is over.
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